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Having Plumbing Problems

Mickey: Hello, McQuillan Plumbing.

Colleen: Hi, I’m having a lot of Plumbing problems. Can you send a Plumber out to my house right away?

Mickey: Yes, we can. But first, let’s find out what the problems are.

Colleen: Well, to start, my Toilet won’t Flush and it’s Overflowing.

Mickey: An overflowing toilet – Check. What else?

Colleen: The Sink in the bathroom is Stopped up and the Pipes underneath the sink are Leaking.

Mickey: A stopped up sink and leaking pipes – check. What else?

Colleen: The Garbage disposal in the kitchen is making funny noises and the water won’t Drain.

Mickey: A Busted garbage disposal – check. Is that all?

Colleen: No, the Faucet in the shower is Stuck and I can’t Shut off the water.

Mickey: A stuck faucet – got it. What else?

Colleen: That’s it.

Mickey: You’ve got some really big problems there.

Colleen: Yes, I know. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. Can you send someone out right away?

Mickey: Sure, no problem. How about next Tuesday?

Colleen: Next Tuesday?! Didn’t you hear me? These are emergencies!

Mickey: Yes, but all of our plumbers are Booked up until next Tuesday. Should I put you down for a morning appointment?

Colleen: Forget it! By next Tuesday, I’ll be under 10 feet of water!



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