One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. «Veronica, I just don’t know what to do,» Gloria said to her friend at work. «That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?»
«Oh, my God!» her friend exclaimed. «He’ll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he’ll rip off your dress and you’ll have fantastic s*x!»
«What should I do?» asked Gloria.
Her friend quickly replied, «Wear an old dress.»
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