I’ve been trying To set up my good friend, Rachid, with one of my single girlfriends, but I still wasn’t too sure what his Type would be.
Tamara: So, tell me what you’re looking for in a woman.
Rachid: She has to be Rich and Hot!
Tamara: Come on! Be serious.
Rachid: Okay, okay, but I don’t know why married people are always trying to get their single friends married off. Is it because misery loves company?
Tamara: Stop being a Smart aleck and answer the question.
Rachid: All right. I’m being serious now. What do I look for in a woman? I’d like someone who has a good Sense of humor, someone who is Kind-hearted and Easy to talk to, and is Supportive of me.
Tamara: What about Vital statistics? Age, physical type?
Rachid: She has to be pretty, but I’m not too Picky about whether she’s a blond, brunette, or redhead. She should be my height or shorter, and around my age or a few years younger or older.
Tamara: That helps a little to Narrow down Who may be a good match for you. Any Deal killers?
Rachid: I don’t like women who are too Chatty or who are too Bossy. Otherwise, I have a pretty Open mind when it comes to women.
Tamara: Okay, I can think of at least a couple of friends who may be willing To put up with you.
Rachid: Put up with me? Are you kidding? I’m a Catch!
Tamara: Oh, geez. Finding somebody for you is going to be harder than I thought!
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