A Bachelor Party
My best friend, Saul, is getting married. As the Best man, it was up to me to plan a Bachelor party he’d never forget. All of the Groomsmen were Chipping in, so we Went all out.
I invited everybody over to my apartment. Instead of going to a Strip club, we hired a Stripper. Before the stripper arrived, we played some Drinking games and we gave Saul some Gag gifts. We all started to get pretty Bombed, but we weren’t thinking of the Hangover we’d have the next day.
When the stripper arrived, we told “her” to give Saul a Lap dance. He had never had one before and he was really embarrassed! But the best part was when Saul saw the stripper: It was a man! Everyone had a good laugh, and we took some pictures so we’d have Incriminating evidence. We Poked fun at him for the rest of the night.
And as best man, what was my most important job of all? It was not letting his Fiancee find out what happened that night – at least not before the wedding!
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