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Understanding Your Paycheck

GROSS PAY: $1222.02

INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11

CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61

UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98

CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA’AM TAX PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00

NO PARKING FEE F. I. C. A. T. G. I. F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23

DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33

FUNDAMENTAL INS COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85

CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON’TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69

CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00

MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21

OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83

MISC 169.24

TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02



Класс моей мечты на английском языке с переводом 4 класс.
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