A guy burned two ears… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, «I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang… so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear…»
«But how the heck did you burn the other ear?» The doctor asked.
«How do you think I called you people?»
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