Want some of this?

Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t do something special to please him on his birthday, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. That night, as he came into the house, she lay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle. “Hi hon,” she purred sexily. “Y’all want some of this?” “Hell, no!” he hollered. “Look at what it’s done to your undies!”