Collection 07

I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.

I hear you are connected to the Police Department – by a pair of handcuffs.

Hello – tall, dark and obnoxious!

You remind me of the ocean – you make me sick.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it’s hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I’ve wanted to cut it down.

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It’s for people who are dead from the neck up.

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.

I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!


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Collection 07