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Three engineering students were gathered together

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, «It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.» Another said, «No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections.» The last said, «Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?»



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  36. Перевод идиомы all systems (are) go, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: all systems (are) go Перевод: все готово (часто используется при запуске ракеты) Пример: It was all systems go so we began the installation of the new computer system. Все было готово, так что мы начали установку новой компьютерной системы....
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  38. Значение идиомы Nervous Nellie[Nervous Nellie] {n.}, {informal} A timid person who lacksdetermination and courage. I say we will never win if we don’t stopbeing Nervous Nellies!...
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Three engineering students were gathered together