There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn’t figure out how he did it, so one day the game warden decided to go fishing with his friend. The fisherman took his friend the warden out to his favorite spot. Once there, the fisherman took a stick of dynamite out of his backpack, lit it, and threw it into the water. The dynamite exploded and a dozen fish floated to the top. The game warden said, “That’s illegal, you can’t do that.”The fisherman goes, “Really?” He then lights another stick of dynamite and throws it into the water. The dynamite exploded, and a dozen more fish floated to the top. The game warden said, “Stop that now, and take this boat back to shore…I’m going to have to give you a citation and confiscate all your gear.” The fisherman said,”Oh, really?” He then lights another stick of dynamite, throws it into the game warden’s lap, and said “You gonna sit there and keep flapping your trap, or are you gonna fish?”





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