The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn’t sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, «Compared to what?» She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, «I’m bigger than that.» Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, «I’m bigger than that.» Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, «I’m about that big.» She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, «You’re a medium.»



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The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms