The boss called one of his employees into the office. «Rob,» he said, «you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice — chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?»
«Thanks,» said the employee.
«Thanks?» the boss replied. a «Is that all you can say?»
«I suppose not,» the employee said. «Thanks, Dad.»
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