Marriage Proposal Part II
I had been Stressing out about it for a couple of weeks. How do I ask my girlfriend to marry me?
We were getting some dinner at a Fast food restaurant before going to the movies.
Fiona: Tell me the truth. What’s up with you lately?
Doug: Me? Nothing. Why do you ask?
Fiona: You Haven’t been yourself. You’ve been quiet and Distant. Are you Seeing someone else?
Doug: No! Of course I’m not. I would never Cheat on you.
Fiona: Then, do you want to Break up with Me?
Doug: No way! That’s the last thing I want to do. You’ve Got it all wrong.
Fiona: Then, tell me what’s On your mind.
Doug: I…well…it’s just that…oh, I Can’t stand it anymore! I’ve been carrying around this ring in my pocket for two weeks trying to get up the nerve to ask you. Fiona, will you marry me?
Fiona: Ah! I can believe it. Are you serious?
Doug: I’ve never been more serious. This wasn’t the way I wanted to ask you, but will you?
Fiona: Yes, I’ll marry you. And, I thought you wanted to break up.
Doug: No, I don’t, Silly. I want us to be together for the rest of our lives. Don’t you know that?
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