Marriage quotes 12

Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?

Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. – W. Somerset Maugham

Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they’re entitled to a little fun first.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.

Spinster: A bachelor’s wife.

Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one’s wife’s relatives.

Question: Ted Kennedy: “Where was George?”Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife

The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother – I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.


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Marriage quotes 12