Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
“My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
“My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign.
“My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf”, taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams… “Will you fuck off, I’m trying to take a shit!”
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