Jokes about St. Patricks Day 2

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. «S’cuse me,» said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. «What was that all about?» «Nothing,» said the Irishman, «my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.»

«Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece?» «No, Nora, but I’m getting closer all the time!»



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Jokes about St. Patricks Day 2