A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be moving. He called it to the bartender’s attention. He glanced at it and said, «It’s a ladybug.» After a moment of stunned silence the customer said, «Good Lord, what incredible eyesight you have!»
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It’s a ladybug