«How did it happen?» the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg.
«Well, doc, 25 years ago…»
«Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.»
«Like I was saying…25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I’d gone to bed, the farmer’s beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said no, everything is fine. «Are you sure?», she asked. «I’m sure, I said. «Isn’t there anything I can do for you?» she wanted to know. «I reckon not» I replied…
«Excuse me,» said the doctor, «What does this story have to do with your leg?»
«Well, this morning,» the farmhand explained, «when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!»
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It finally dawned