Getting a Cold

Walt: What’s the matter with you?

Irene: I have a bad Cold.

Walt: Why didn’t you stay home from work? You’re probably Contagious!

Irene: I had no choice. I have an important presentation this afternoon and I can’t Play hooky.

Walt: You can’t give a presentation in your condition. Your nose is Running, your eyes are red and Puffy, your voice is Hoarse, and you look like you’re running a Fever.

Irene: Gee, thanks. I know I look terrible, but I’ll get through it. I’m taking a Nasal decongestant, I’m using Eye drops, and I’m taking Cough medicine and Sucking on Throat lozenges. I should be better by the time of the presentation. Ahchoo!

Walt: Oh, geez! You just Sneezed all over me. You’ve Contaminated me for sure!

Irene: Sorry. Where’s the Kleenex? I need To blow my nose.

Walt: I’m out of here! You’re a walking Germ machine.

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