Driving an Off-Road Vehicle
Claudia: When you invited me To go for a drive, this wasn’t what I Pictured.
Jae: You’re about to have The ride of your life. Get in and I’ll Strap you in.
Claudia: What is this thing?
Jae: It’s an Off-road vehicle. Haven’t you seen one before? It has fOur-wheel drive and can travel on any Terrain.
Claudia: When you say “any terrain,” what exactly do you mean?
Jae: With this Baby, we can drive on Sand, Gravel, Mud, and even snow.
Claudia: You mean you intend to take me driving on sand and gravel?
Jae: Yeah, just wait until we start Spinning and Skidding. You’re going to love it. You’d better put on this Crash helmet – just in case.
Claudia: I was picturing a drive in the country.
Jae: But this is much more exciting, right?
Claudia: I don’t know…
Jae: Come on. If you’re lucky, I’ll take you Mudding next weekend.
Claudia: Whoopee.
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