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Describing Symptoms to a Doctor

Dr. van Eyck: Good morning, I’m Dr. van Eyck. I understand that you’re not feeling well.

Nico: That’s right, doctor. I’ve had a Stomachache for three days. The pain Comes and goes, but I also have Heartburn and I am feeling Bloated all the time.

Dr. van Eyck: Well, let’s take a look. Have you felt Nauseous? Does it hurt when I Press here?

Nico: Oh yes, that hurts, and I feel nauseous all the time. But, doctor, that’s not all. I’ve also had bad Headaches in the past week and I feel Fatigued all the time.

Dr. van Eyck: Have you had a Stuffy nose, a Cough, a Sore throat, or an Earache?

Nico: Yes, I’ve had all of those.

Dr. van Eyck: You have? All of them?

Nico: And, there’s more. I’ve been feeling pains in my leg. Sometimes it feels Stiff and sometimes I Lose feeling in it. I’m having a lot of trouble walking.

Dr. van Eyck: I have to say that you have an unusual combination of Symptoms. Have there been any significant changes in your life in the past few days?

Nico: Well, my In-laws are visiting from out of town. Do you think you’ll need To admit me into the hospital for tests?

Dr. van Eyck: I’m not sure that’s necessary. Are things really that bad at home?

Nico: You have no idea!



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Describing Symptoms to a Doctor