Describing Stomach Problems

There’s nothing I enjoy more than spending a couple of hours relaxing at a cafe. I sit drinking my tea and reading. What could be better?

Woman: So I think I may have to see a doctor soon. You know I’ve had these terrible pains in my Stomach. My Digestion is terrible and now I think I might have an Ulcer!

Well, I was having a relaxing time until I started Overhearing the woman at the next table talking loudly on her cell phone.

Woman: No, I don’t think it could be Lactose intolerance. My Bowels are working fine. I don’t have The runs or feel Constipated. I just get a really Upset stomach and these terrible pains.

This was definitely not a conversation I wanted to listen to. I looked around for another table, somewhere I could Escape to.

Woman: Yes, I do feel some Heartburn and Bloating. Do you really think it could be Acid reflux? I do have a problem with too much Gas and Burping a lot. Will an Antacid help, do you think?

By this time, I was in Panic mode. If I didn’t get away from this woman soon, I’d surely be Sick to my stomach!