Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, «Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?» The priest says, «Because I’m a father.» Johnny says, «Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.» The priest says «You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children.» Johnny says, «You should wear your fuckin’ trousers backwards.»
How i spent my winter holidays.
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Wear your collar backwards