Little Johnny comes home from school
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls,” and would his mother,”please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.” So johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. – first, johnny, I want you to take off my blouse. So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. – ok, now take off my skirt… And he takes off her skirt. – now take off my bra. Which he does. – and now, johnny, please take off my panties. And when johnny finishes removing those, she says, “Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to school any more!”
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