Types of Religious Leaders
Mary: I feel like an idiot!
Alexei: Why? What happened?
Mary: I just called the Bishop over there “Pope.”
Alexei: That’s not so bad. You gave him a promotion. At least you didn’t call him “Rabbi.”
Mary: Don’t laugh! When I agreed to work at this Interfaith conference, I didn’t know I’d need a Crash course in identifying Religious leaders from their dress.
Alexei: It can’t be that hard. That man over there is clearly a Cardinal and the woman next to him is probably a Minister by the look of her Clerical collar.
Mary: What about the man in Robes over there?
Alexei: He’s probably a Lama or a Guru. He’s definitely not an Imam, but I’m not entirely sure how I would Address him.
Mary: See what I mean? I keep saying the wrong thing.
Alexei: These religious leaders don’t expect Laypeople like you and me to know as much as they do about religious dress.
Mary: That’s what you think! I called that man over there “Preacher” and he gave me a dirty look.
Alexei: No wonder. He’s the Caterer.
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