The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

The Doctor — who tells her to «take off all her clothes.» The Dentist — who tells her to «open wide.» The Milkman — who asks her «do you want it in the front or the back?» The Hairdresser — who asks her «do you want it teased or blown?» The Interior Designer — who tells her «once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!» The Banker — who insists to her «if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!» The Primal Hunter — who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her «Keep quiet and lie still!»



How i spent my winter holidays.
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life