The huge black dude was getting ready for the electric chair — he had been found guilty of rape and murder. The witnesses to the execution were astonished when the prisoner’s pant leg was cut and a tiny electrode was prepared to be placed on his penis. «Hey don’t look so surprised» the condemned man said. «Yours would shrink and shrivel up too it you were about to be zapped!»
Достопримечательности америки на английском с переводом.
Вестминстерское аббатство на английском языке с переводом.
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- Значение идиомы cry[cry] or [scream bloody murder] {v. phr.} To bitterly and loudly complain against an indignity. Pete cried bloody murder when he found out that he didn’t get the promotion he was hoping for....
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The painful execution