Test for being drunk

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy’s window and says, «Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.»

The man says, «Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.»

«Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.» «I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.»

«Well, then we need a urine sample.»

«I’m sorry officer I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I’ll get really low blood sugar.»

«Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.»

«I can’t do that, officer.»

«Why not?»

«Because I’m too drunk to do that!»

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Test for being drunk