Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance? Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance? “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”
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