Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:
The French book – The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant The English book – Elephants I have shot on Safari The Welsh book – The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden. The American book – How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants The Japanese book – How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants The Greek book – How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money The Finnish book – What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People The German book – A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6. The Icelandic book – Defrosting an Elephant The Swiss book – Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants The Canadian book – Elephants: A Federal or State Issue? The Swedish book – How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.