Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. «My sergeants are wonderful», said one soldier.
«I wish I could say the same about mine,» said the other.
«You could if you could lie as I do.»
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A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice.
«Are you hurt?» asked another.
«I don’t know yet,» a weak voice was heard, «am still falling!»
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