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Seminars for a woman

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.

The following courses will be offered:

General Education:

GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges

GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly “Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic”)

GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One

GE104: How to Parallel Park

GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity

GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps

GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera

Home Economics:

HE101a: Over-Laundering – Why Clothing Wears Out Premature

HE101b: Over-Vacuuming – Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely

HE101c: Over-Dusting – Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely

HE101d: Over-Washing – Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely

HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don’t Have (formerly “How to Cut Credit Cards in Half”)

HE103: Overcoming “The Imelda Syndrome” (formerly called “How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?”)

Interpersonal Relationships:

IR101: How to Say “No” With Kindness and Appreciation

IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby

IR103: Submission – a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)

IR104: Marriage – The Number One Cause of Divorce

IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly “Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else’s Life Too”)

IR106: Understanding Men’s Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called “We Know What That Little ‘Plastic Applicator’ is REALLY For!”)


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