Seminars for a woman
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.
The following courses will be offered:
General Education:
GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly “Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic”)
GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
GE104: How to Parallel Park
GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
Home Economics:
HE101a: Over-Laundering – Why Clothing Wears Out Premature
HE101b: Over-Vacuuming – Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
HE101c: Over-Dusting – Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
HE101d: Over-Washing – Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don’t Have (formerly “How to Cut Credit Cards in Half”)
HE103: Overcoming “The Imelda Syndrome” (formerly called “How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?”)
Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101: How to Say “No” With Kindness and Appreciation
IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby
IR103: Submission – a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
IR104: Marriage – The Number One Cause of Divorce
IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly “Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else’s Life Too”)
IR106: Understanding Men’s Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called “We Know What That Little ‘Plastic Applicator’ is REALLY For!”)





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