Reaching the end of a job interview

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1. Pick a starting salary Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The candidate said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The HR Person said, “Well, what would you say to a package of […]...
2. A blonde goes for a job interview A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?’ The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, ‘Ehhhh.. 22!’ The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. ‘And can you […]...
3. Retiring From a Job Meredith: Are you going to Stanley’s Retirement party? Oscar: Sure, I want a Glimpse of the future. I can’t wait To retire. Meredith: It’ll be a long time before you get the Golden handshake. Me? I may be ready for Early retirement. Oscar: Are you seriously thinking about taking the early retirement Package the company […]...
4. Making and Receiving a Job Offer Salima: Hello. Jake: Hi, this is Jake Nagano at Fixit Corp. How are you today? Salima: Oh, hi, Jake. I’m fine. How are you? Jake: Good. The reason I’m calling is that we’d like to offer you the position you interviewed for last week. Salima: Oh, that’s great. I was really impressed with Fixit. Jake: […]...
5. Перевод слова retirement Retirement – отставка, выход в отставку или на пенсию Перевод слова Retirement age – пенсионный возраст disability retirement – уход на пенсию по инвалидности a retirement from political life – отход от политической деятельности retirement fund – пенсионный фонд retirement home – дом престарелых We wish you a long and happy Retirement. Мы желаем вам […]...
6. Planning for Retirement Paulina: Did you get your Social Security statement? I just got mine in the mail. If I keep working at this rate for the next 20 years, between Social Security and my Savings, I should be Sitting pretty for Retirement. Carlos: Yeah, I should be okay when I retire, too. I’ve been contributing to a […]...
7. Negotiating Salary Renaldo: Hello, may I speak to Simone Otto? Simone: This is Simone. May I ask who’s calling? Renaldo: This is Renaldo Garcia at Cinetect. You Interviewed for a position with me last week. Simone: Oh, yes, of course. How are you? Renaldo: I’m doing well. The reason I’m calling is that I was very impressed […]...
8. Перевод слова package Package – пакет, упаковочная тара Перевод слова Attractive package – привлекательная упаковка cardboard package – картонная упаковка package deal – комплексная сделка She mailed the Package to me. Она послала мне посылку. Deliver the Package to my home. Доставьте пакет мне домой. She attached a note to the Package. Она прикрепила записку к пакету....
9. A Britt in South Africa was enjoying a ride A Britt in South Africa was enjoying a ride in his European car when an American zoomed by in a Corvette. The Britt cursed, while the Corvette disappeared in the distance. The American chap however saw an Afrikaner struggling uphill on his stripped peddle bike. Just the bare essentials and a large bell, thats all […]...
10. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “Собеседование при приеме на работу” (Job Interview) Good morning, Miss Jones. So you applied for a job in our team. Am I right? Yes, I did. I sent my resume for a position of a restaurant manager. That`s good. I`d like to know a bit more about you. Probably you could tell us about your education first. Well, I left school at […]...
11. Welfare office A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, “Your timing is amazing. We’ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his […]...
12. Перевод слова salary Salary – зарплата, жалование, оклад Перевод слова Monthly salary – ежемесячное жалованье yearly salary – годовой оклад a salary of $10,000 is attached to that office – на этом посту оклад 10 000 долларов She earns a high Salary. Она получает высокую зарплату. He saves half his Salary. Он откладывает половину своей зарплаты. He is […]...
13. Перевод слова engineer Engineer – инженер Перевод слова Electrical engineer – инженер-электрик mechanical engineer – инженер-механик systems engineer – инженер – системный программист The Engineer stopped the train. Инженер остановил поезд. He has engaged himself to an Engineer. Он нанялся к одному инженеру. We currently have a vacancy for an Engineer. В настоящее время у нас есть вакансия […]...
14. The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them. They called Congress and asked them to vote on a method of determining each General’s early retirement bonus. After voting Congress decided that each man would choose two points of their body to […]...
15. Перевод слова fund Fund – запас, резерв, фонд Перевод слова Guarantee fund – гарантийный фонд the fund of a bank – капитал банка to invest funds – делать капиталовложения The Funds run out. Деньги кончаются. The comedian had a large Fund of jokes. Комик обладал большим запасом шуток. The money went into a common Fund. Эта сумма пошла […]...
16. An IRS scam WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service,” DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential […]...
17. Getting an Interview I’ve finally Landed my first interview. Well, actually, that’s not really true. I have been on many interviews for Part-time jobs. This was my first interview for a Full-time job. In less than two months, I will graduate from Arizona University. After a lot of Back and forth trying to decide on a Major, I […]...
18. APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can […]...
19. Unique job interviews Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time. Candidate […]...
20. Three engineering students were gathered together Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections.” The last said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would […]...
21. The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible. “Well…” said the Engineer, “I met this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in-training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and we […]...
22. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “Собеседование (Job Interview)” По-английски Перевод на русский Mr. Richards: Goog morning, Michael. I’m Phil Richards from the personnel department. Мистер Ричардс: Доброе утро, Майкл. Я Фил Ричардс из департамента персонала. Michael: Good morning, Mr. Richards. Nice to meet you. Майкл: Доброе утро, мистер Ричардс. Приятно познакомиться с Вами. Mr. Richards: How are you doing? Мистер Ричардс: Как у […]...
23. Перевод слова medical Medical – медицинский, врачебный Перевод слова Medical dictionary – медицинский словарь medical facilities – медицинские учреждения medical malpractice – медицинская небрежность He was retired on Medical grounds. Его отправили в отставку по состоянию здоровья. Diseases unwritten in Medical books. Болезни, незафиксированные в медицинских книгах. Before the Medical exam, you must fast. Перед медосмотром вы должны […]...
24. A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window […]...
25. Reaching a Milestone Jeff: Well, we’ve reached a Milestone. Lucy: Yup, it’s been a Long haul, but we’ve finally Made it. Did you ever think we’d get here? Jeff: I admit I had my doubts. At the beginning, I was really Dubious that this Venture would Pan out. I thought that our Prospects were Iffy, At best. Lucy: […]...
26. Reaching a Legal Settlement Nadia: I’m not sure about this Civil lawsuit. I don’t want a long Trial. Andre: Relax. This case will never go to trial. For Disputes of this kind, neither party wants To fight it out in court, so we almost always reach a Settlement. Nadia: If we do go to court, the Legal fees could […]...
27. A man was being interviewed for a job A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.” “May I ask what happened?” “Well, I had a grenade go off […]...
28. Writing a Letter of Inquiry I was Laid off from my job three months ago. Since then, I’ve been Pounding the pavement looking for another job. So far, nothing has Turned up, so I decided To take the bull by the horns and deliver Inquiry letters to every company that might have a Job opening. … Dear Ms. Smith (or […]...
29. A doctor, an engineer, and a politician A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older. “Well,” argued the doctor, “without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession.” “No,” said the engineer, “before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create […]...
30. Значение идиомы bow out [bow out] {v.}, {informal} 1. To give up taking part; excuse yourself from doing anymore; quit. Mr. Black often quarreled with his partners, so finally he bowed out of the company. While the movie was being filmed, the star got sick and had to bow out. 2. To stop working after a long service; retire. […]...
31. This guy was driving down the highway This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled over by the cops. The cop asked the man for his name and the guy replied, “Earl.” “You got a last name, Earl?” “Nope. It’s a long story, Officer.” “I got time.” Earl sighs and says, “Well, Officer, at first I was known as Earl […]...
32. Seeing a Dentist Dr. Chung: Hello, Luis, I’m Dr. Chung. You’re here for a Check-up and a Cleaning, is that right? Luis: Yes, that’s right. Dr. Chung: Okay, let’s take a look. Have you had your Wisdom teeth taken out? Luis: No, I haven’t. Dr. Chung: Hmm…You may need to do that soon. You’ve had a Root canal? […]...
33. Planning a Business Luncheon One of my co-workers, Betty, was Retiring this month after working for the company 23 years. I was put In charge of planning a retirement lunch In her honor at a restaurant nearby. The company was Picking up the tab and it was Up to me to set a day and time. After asking the […]...
34. Nervous at an Interview I I was On my way to an interview and there was a lot of Traffic on the road. I got to the office In the nick of time For my appointment. I walked into the Lobby of the building and looked at the Directory. I saw that Casey Enterprises was on the Penthouse floor and […]...
35. Nervous at an Interview II I was Just in time for my interview and I was very nervous. I walked up to the Receptionist. She was talking into a Headset and typing on her keyboard. David: Good morning. I’m David Laso. I have an appointment with Dale Mendoza at 10 o’clock. Could you please let her know that I’m here? […]...
36. Перевод слова interview Interview – интервью, собеседование Перевод слова To conduct an interview – проводить интервью to give an interview – давать интервью to obtain an interview – взять интервью taped interview – беседа, записанная на пленку telephone interview – собеседование по телефону We Interviewed the job candidates. Мы провели собеседование с соискателями. The Interview was conducted in […]...
37. FUN. FUN Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’ Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn […]...
38. Топик “Закупка компонентов” (Buying Components) Buying components The representatives of my company saw displayed ball bearings at the international exhibition in Frankfurt. Our company required such bearings and we sent an enquiry to the manufacturer. After the manufacturer has received our letter an engineer of their company called us and came to St. Petersburg. They offered the guarantee period of […]...
39. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “Интервью (The Interview)” По-английски Перевод на русский Amanda: Hi, Paul. I’m glad to see you. How are you? Аманда: Привет, Пол. Рада видеть тебя. Как у тебя дела? Paul: Hi, there. I’m fine thank you. And you? I haven’t see you for ages. Пол: Привет. У меня все хорошо, спасибо. Как ты? Amanda: I’m also well. I’ve been […]...
40. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “Устройство на работу (Applying for a job)” По-английски Перевод на русский Interviewer: Good afternoon, Mr. Brooks. Have a seat, please. Интервьюер: Добрый день, мистер Брукс. Присаживайтесь, пожалуйста. Dan Brooks: Good afternoon. Дэн Брукс: Добрый день. Interviewer: I received your resume a few weeks ago and I must say that I was rather impressed. Интервьюер: Я получил ваше резюме несколько недель назад, и […]...