These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: «Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy.»
Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: «There’s nothing athletes like — or indeed hate — more than hanging around like this.» — David Coleman, BBC 1 TV
«Not being in the Rumbelows Cup for those teams won’t mean a row of beans, ‘cos that’s only small potatoes.» — Ian St John, ITV
«Oldham are leading 1-0, a well deserved victory at this stage of the game.» — Tommy Docherty, Picadilly Radio
Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3: «We don’t appear to have Jim Fish on the line at the moment.»
«Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline?» — Cliff Morgan, BBC Radio 4
«Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them gold.» — Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV
«Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day.»
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