• A new statue for the bedroom

    A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all...

  • A peculiar dress

    Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked...

  • Question answer 01

    Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?...

  • Fixing an ailment

    In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to...

  • Rabbits Ph. D. Thesis

    Rabbit’s Ph. D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate Students Scene: It’s a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter....

  • My name is Brown

    A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am white from head to toe. I am rich and I am handsome. My name is Brown....

  • You’re not going to believe this!

    A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and...

  • Crazy people talk

    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of...

  • A young peasant girl of fourteen

    A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let...

  • New scientific theories I

    New scientific theories 4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater’s rate of spin increases when the arms are brought...

  • Reducing travel risk

    There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it, then slow down again once he’d got...

  • Haircut before a trip

    A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s...

  • Christmas tree better

    Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. A Christmas tree doesn’t...

  • Marriage quotes 11

    My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it. My wife has a split personality, and I...

  • Counting cars

    A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway. The brunette keeps saying, “88, 88, 88…” The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz...