• President precedent

    Difference Between a Bad *President* and a Bad *Precedent* … BAD *PRECEDENT: Tipper: “How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?” Al: “Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits...

  • What to do to get golf

    Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: “Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able...

  • Doing the right thing

    Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mum : Well, you have done...

  • Marriage quotes 07

    If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way. In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. In...

  • Humor about Leprechauns

    An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man...

  • No children yet

    Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now. Daughter: I...

  • A midget walks into the doctors and says

    A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fucking itchy balls and I can’t do anything to stop ’em itching”. The Doc says, “I can see...

  • Collection 15

    If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early. A half-wit...

  • There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins

    There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, “I’m not going to die a virgin… I’m going out and I’m not...

  • Over the counter

    A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it,...

  • Touring South America

    A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the...

  • Twenty men die and go to heaven

    Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are told to seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that are under their wives control and...

  • Two attorneys went into a diner

    Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and...

  • On their honeymoon night

    On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body. She said, “I can’t...

  • Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

    Question: What is 1 + 2 ? Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you’ll find that it’s reasonably in line with government predictions. Physicist: I won’t...

  • Men writing the rules

    If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules” Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after...