Murphy’s Travel Laws

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1. Airport Announcements I was walking through the airport to Gate 11 to catch my flight when I heard this announcement: “Attention passengers on English Air flight 232 to Boise. The Departure gate... ...
2. Blind man and guide dog kicked off plane; passengers follow in support Usually airline passengers side with flight attendants when it comes to safety, but in the case of a US Airways flight Wednesday night, passengers rallied around a blind man and... ...
3. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “Регистрация на рейс в аэропорту” (Checking in for a flight) – Next in line, please… Are you checking in, sir? – Yes, please. – What’s your destination? – It’s Venice, Italy. A connecting flight through Rome. Is the departure still... ...
4. Holiday Travel It’s hard to avoid traveling Over The holidays but the experience I had last week really Takes the cake. I flew back to Tucson, Arizona, to be with my wife’s... ...
5. Wait-Listed for a Flight I can’t believe I made it into San Francisco, At long last! This morning, I went to the airport to Catch my 10 a. m. Flight. I got there early... ...
6. В самолете (On an aeroplane), лексика и слова по теме A plane (an airplane, an aircraft) – самолет A flight – полет, авиарейс A direct flight – прямой рейс A long-haul flight – дальний рейс A delay – задержка Economy... ...
7. Фразы и выражения, которые пригодятся в аэропорту Собираясь покинуть границы родной страны, вам еще только предстоит пройти настоящий check-in и предъявить boarding pass. Английский придет на помощь везде! Учим фразы и выражения, чтобы в аэропорту уверенность не... ...
8. Flying on Low-Cost Airlines Sue: I just made Airline reservations for our trip. Do you want to look over the Itinerary before I purchase the tickets? Alex: Which airline is it? Sue: It’s McTse... ...
9. Перевод слова gate Gate – ворота Перевод слова Town gates – городские ворота to go through the gate – проходить в ворота to wait at the gate – ждать у ворот Gate five... ...
10. Значение идиомы travel light [travel light] {v. phr.} To travel with very little luggage or withvery little to carry. Plane passengers must travel light. Tomand Fred traveled light on their camping trip....
11. Storing Luggage on an Airplane Yoshi: Can you hold my jacket while I try to get my Roller bag down the Aisle? Tatiana: All right, but I have to roll my own bag down the... ...
12. Happens For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we all... ...
13. На таможне, в аэропорту (At the customs, at the airport), лексика и слова по теме Boarding – посадка Arrival – прибытие Departure – отправление Flight – авиарейс Final destination – конечный пункт назначения A connecting flight – рейс с пересадкой A check-in desk (counter) –... ...
14. A closer call The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.... ...
15. Using Electronics on Airplanes Flight attendant: I’m sorry, sir, but all passengers need to turn off their Portable electronic devices for Takeoff, so you’ll need to turn off your Laptop. Alec: I just need... ...
16. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “В аэропорту” (At the Airport) проверка багажа At the check-in counter – Hi. I’d like to check in for the flight to Vienna, please. – Hi. Welcome to Italian Airlines. Can I see your ID and your... ...
17. Перевод слова lavatory Lavatory – туалет, уборная Перевод слова Lavatory paper – туалетная бумага lavatory bowl – унитаз folding lavatory – складной умывальник The criminal put the torn papers in the Lavatory and... ...
18. A strange jigsaw puzzle Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.” “What’s the matter?” replies Paddy “Oi’ve bought a jigsaw and it’s too hard. None of the... ...
19. Перевод слова luggage Luggage – багаж Перевод слова Cumbersome luggage – громоздкий багаж hand luggage – ручная кладь unbooked luggage – незарегистрированный багаж Please see after the Luggage. Будьте добры, присмотрите за багажом.... ...
20. Traveling by Bus Samantha: Good morning. I had a few questions about buying a bus ticket. Do I need to buy one In advance? Agent: You can, but it’s not necessary. You just... ...
21. I am called a Princess The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.... ...
22. Amusing Jokes about the Irish Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this she was wrong; her husband thought about her too much. One morning on his way to... ...
23. Woman is on a bus A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the... ...
24. Аэропорт и самолет на английском Landing – посадка landing gear – шасси lavatory – туалет life vest – спасательный жилет liquid – жидкость luggage, baggage – багаж luggage carrier – тележка (для багажа) luggage tags... ...
25. A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead... ...
26. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “Регистрация на рейс (Airport Check-In)” По-английски Перевод на русский Check-in Assistant: Good evening, sir. Where are you flying? Работник регистрации: Добрый вечер, сэр. Куда Вы летите? Passenger: To Chicago. Пассажир: В Чикаго. Check-in Assistant: Can... ...
27. Перевод слова passenger Passenger – пассажир Перевод слова Passenger liner – пассажирский лайнер first-class passenger – пассажир первого класса tourist-class passenger – пассажир туристического класса transit passenger – транзитный пассажир Neither the driver... ...
28. Business Trips Топик Командировки повествует о том, как важно для бизнесменов, совершающих частые деловые поездки, выбрать хороший отель, где предоставляются многочисленные необходимые услуги. Вы узнаете и о том, когда нужно прибыть в... ...
29. Murphy’s Combat Laws Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive fires – won’t. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest... ...
30. Перевод слова carry Carry – нести, носить, переносить Перевод слова To carry a cane – нести трость to carry cargo – перевозить грузы to carry two – держать два в уме The ship... ...
31. Lost all my luggage McAteer arrived at J. F. K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. “No,” replied... ...
32. Humor about Irish Pubs (Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious... ...
33. The work qualification test Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to... ...
34. Equally qualified Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were... ...
35. Soldier stands guard A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A... ...
36. Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on, indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served. One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened,... ...
37. Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a... ...
38. Irish Pub Jokes Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled for hours and hours through desert country and... ...
39. Air Canada flight finds stranded Australian yacht They were ready to land in Australia, at the end of a 14-hour international flight, when the 270 passengers of an Air Canada flight were suddenly thrown into a high-seas... ...
40. Где бы я хотел побывать/ Where I Want To Travel На английском языке Перевод на русский язык Where I Want To Travel Где бы я хотел побывать I am lucky to have parents who are interested in travelling. Each year... ...