Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on a desert with. The first one opted for Cindy Crawford. The next one chose Pamela Anderson. The third man chose
A man takes his sick dog to the vet
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog onto the the operating table, looks down and says “Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!” The man looks at the vet and says “The
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he’ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell
Following a bitter divorce
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The wife simply sighed and replied, “Yes, dear, I know,
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says: “Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudian slips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with
Best riddles part 1
What animal uses a nutcracker? Ответ: A toothless squirrel! —————————————– What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school? Ответ: A pet degree. —————————————– What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thick and long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approached the Father for payment and the priest
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping. His tears are streaming down his cheeks. An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him. “What is the matter, young
Traveling on the train
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said, “A penny for your thoughts.” The lad was