• Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she

    Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” “They’re mating, Lucy” he replied. “What do you call the...

  • It is all in the money

    A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat,...

  • A Snail buys a fast New Car

    A snail buys a fast new car. There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast...

  • A Purple Heart

    A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and board is available from the three old spinsters at the...

  • Banjo

    Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that’s not the way Earl...

  • Some time after their bitter divorce

    Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, “So… out looking for a little, huh?” She...

  • I’ve never understood why women love cats

    I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and...

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