The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Bangkok, Thailand
A member of the ruling junta who oversees Thai Airways International has ordered the carrier to hire more-attractive stewardesses.
«We have received a lot of complaints that our air hostesses are not pretty enough, too old and unsmiling,» Air Chief Marshal Kaset Rojananil said.
In an interview published in «The Nation», the airline has been hiring too many college-educated women, he said, adding: «Intelligent women tend not to be good looking.»
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