Времена президентства Дж. Буша мл., идет заседание с министрами.
Делает доклад министр обороны:
— Yesterday two Brazilian soldier were killed in Iraq.
Буш бледнеет, обхватывает голову руками, и, спустя несколько секунд подобной истерики, спрашивает дрожащим голосом у советника: «А бразильон — это сколько?»
P. S. аналогии:
million — миллон
billion — миллиард
My attitude to fashion.
Take someone on перевод.
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