Being a Stay-at-Home Dad
Gladys: Hi, Dan. I’m surprised to see you here at the supermarket in the middle of the day.
Dan: Why?
Gladys: I thought you’d be working.
Dan: I am working. I’m a Stay-at-home dad and I take care of the kids while my wife goes to work.
Gladys: Oh, did you get Laid off from your job?
Dan: No, my wife works Full-time out of the house and I work full-time at home.
Gladys: You mean that your wife is the Breadwinner and you’re a Househusband?
Dan: If you want To put it that way, yes. I’m the Caretaker for the kids during the day and I do the Household chores.
Gladys: Oh, your wife must be a Feminist.
Dan: No, my wife is just a modern woman with modern Sensibilities.
Gladys: Well, I know that some families like to live Radical lifestyles these days, Changing up gender roles.
Dan: We don’t think of it as radical. In fact, it’s quite common Nowadays.
Gladys: if you say so. Tell your wife I’d be happy to share my Recipes with her when you go back to work and she’s a housewife again.
Dan: [sigh]
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