ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing new Drive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilise this facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored to best reflect the behaviors of those particular groupings.
PROCEDURE FOR MALE CUSTOMERS:
1. Drive up to the ATM 2. Open the car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and press “enter” 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Close window 7. Drive away
PROCEDURE FOR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:
1. Drive up to the ATM 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car with ATM 3. Re-start stalled engine 4. Open the car window 5. Find handbag, empty all contents onto the passenger seat and locate card 6. Turn radio down 7. Attempt to insert card into ATM 8.
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