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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, «I’m going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam.» The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, «Not big enough.»

She brings out a bigger one. He says, «Still not big enough.» She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, «Still not big enough.»

She says, «Listen, Ace, why don’t you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?»



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