A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

«I can’t do that, officer.» «Why not?» «Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.» «Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.» «Can’t do that either, officer.» «Why not?» «Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.» «Alright, we could get a blood sample.» «Can’t do that either, officer.» «Why not?» «Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.» «Fine then, just walk this white line.» «Can’t do that either, officer.» «Why not?» «Because I’m drunk.»



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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out