A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, «I would like one of your special full English breakfasts». «No problem.» Comes the greasy little fat girls reply from behind the counter. «But I want it MY way.» says the man. «What do you mean your way?» comes the reply. The man says, «well, I what the eggs only just about done so they look like I have snotted on them.» he says. «I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top, and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease trickles in to the snotty egg and beans.» «I dont have the time to do all that!» came the reply from the greasy little fat girl. «WELL YOU FUCKING HAD TIME YESTERDAY!!!!!!!» came the reply.
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- Значение идиомы doesn’t add up to a can of beans[doesn’t add up to a can of beans] {v. phr.} To be of little or no value. «That’s a fairly interesting concept you got there, Mike, but the competition is bound to say that it doesn’t add up to a can of beans.»...
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- Перевод идиомы spill the beans, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: spill the beans Перевод: рассказать секрет, тайну Пример: My friend promised not to spill the beans about my plans to get married. Мой друг пообещал, что никому не расскажет о моих планах пожениться....
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- A hearing problemAn elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about 20′ behind her and asked «Can you hear me sweetheart»?. No reply. Moved to 10′ and inquired again. No reply. 5′ and not a word. A few inches behind ear, he asked «Can you hear me now honey»? His wife said «For the ... Читать далее...
- Schools in EnglandEnglish educational system is quite different from what we have in Russia. It is class-divided. There some state schools and some private ones. State schools are infant, junior or secondary. British boys and girls begin to go to school at the age of 5. They draw pictures, sing songs, listen to the stories and tales. ... Читать далее...
- Перевод идиомы the squeaky wheel gets the grease, значение выражения и пример использованияИдиома: the squeaky wheel gets the grease Перевод: кто громче жалуется или требует, быстрее добьется результата Пример: No matter what table they give her, Samantha generally insists on a better one and gets it-the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Неважно, какой столик ей дадут, Саманта всегда настаивает на лучшем, и получает его — кто громче ... Читать далее...
A hearty breakfast