A dyslexic nurse

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. «She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.» said one doctor. «Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!» The second doctor said, «That’s nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!» Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. «Oh my God!» said the first doctor, «I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!»



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A dyslexic nurse