Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries. “I just don’t get it.” said one. “She’s an airhead – nothing going on upstairs.
“That may be true,” replied the other, “but I don’t think that’s the floor he’s getting off on.”
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