Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii. As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said, “Look at the legs among that group.”
“Sorry old chap.” replied the second doctor. “But I’m a chest man myself.”
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