Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii. As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said, «Look at the legs among that group.»
«Sorry old chap.» replied the second doctor. «But I’m a chest man myself.»
Travel broadens the mind.
Букингемский дворец на английском с переводом.
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Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii