Tour guide: Welcome to Hollywood Tours, everybody. I’m your Tour guide for today, and I’ll be showing you some of the most Memorable locations in Hollywood history. Every seat in this Double-decker bus is a good one, and you’ll be able to see every Landmark we drive by. Uh, do you have a question?
Elvira: Yes, I do. When do we see the Celebrities? I want to get my picture taken with a real Hollywood star!
Tour guide: Well, we’ll be stopping at some celebrity homes and it’s possible that we’ll Catch a glimpse of a celebrity. I’ll also be taking you to some Filming locations where classic and well-known movies were filmed On location.
Elvira: Yes, but can we go to some celebrity Hangouts? I really want to meet Johnny Depp.
Tour guide: I’m not sure…
Elvira: If I saw a Johnny Depp or any celebrity walking down the street, I would just go crazy! For sure I’d Chase them down!
Tour guide: This isn’t a Hop-on, hop-off bus and it would be really dangerous to run out into L. A. traffic.
Elvira: Oh, what’s a little danger if I can Come face to face with a Real life movie star?
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